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SLAY KING

There is always something to say about women,but rarely about men.At this time in history,there is a bunch of words and reference for everyone.Apparently slay queen is a very common word used to refer to a certain category of ladies.

But just like woman is to man,so is slay queen is to slay king. Incase you are confused,lets see who a slay king is:

TRENDY. A slay king has a fashion sense. He is that lad you will see walking past the supermarket and you will like him without even seeing his face. He has a funny hairdo that matches his character.

CHATTY. He is always on Instagram,whatsapp and facebook with catchy posts and vibes.He uploads very nice photos,the kind that any woman will stare at and wonder wether he is for real.This type of guy will never blue tick you and he will never miss your calls.He is socially available.


BROKE. He is ever broke and Jobless but has expensive stuff.He is that guy that will never have airtime on his phone but has bundles to bombard lies and fake stories to you.He will ask you to send him cash with a promise of refunding.You begin to wonder where he got the money to buy all the stuff that he has,the clothes and the phone .But since its none of your business,you decide to play along.


MANNERLESS. A slay king has no manners.He lacks the sense of life.He will talk inappropriately to people and he is very unapologetic.He will call you names because its a cool thing to him and not feel bad about it.This type of a guy will not open doors for you or pull a chair.He will not even sit near the exit,he wants to be comfortable.


"FOMLESS"  .He is always without a weekend plan.He will go with anything you suggest. He will always talk of John,George,Brian and the crazy stuff they do on weekends.The stories will sound fake but you will listen anyway.

PRIDE. A slay king is will always talk about this family fortune,his sister who is abroad or his brother who is the CEO of a major company. He will tell you about the places he has been to and the cars he has driven in.He seemingly has a great taste in women all of who end up heartbroken .He will even show you some photos of the sexy women he has dated.

LIAR. A slay king is the most dishonest person you will ever meet. Everything he says is unbelievable!He takes comfort in making you believe things that he says even when you feel he is not being real with you.

MORE THAN ONE CHIC. With all the above traits,what do you expect? His contact list is full of pretty chics.So what makes you think you will be different?


Now,if you happen to date a slay king, prepare your confidants because you will be needing them sooner or later.To some, slay king is the new bad boy. Its hilarious how they will captivate you with their lies and drama and still remain relevant. If you ever meet one of them,RUN! Life is hard already, how hard can it get with a slayer.

I am not hating on some people.I am just being real here. There are relationships, wether romantic or platonic with certain people that are not worthy.They will always end up the same.You will cirlcle around and before you know it,you are back to where you started.

That's all for today pals!!

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