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AVOID THIS TYPE OF MEN

For some reason,I think women give men too much power to rain on their parade.It's bizarrely ridiculous how some men will keep on feeding ladies with their delusional wits and still succumb to their dumb ass ideologies.

"Unastay solo" TYPE
Like seriously? Your ID reads 26 ,and you work every single day and some son of a bi....biscuit asks you this.Its bizarrely uncool people!! You will be surprised to know that such a dude is lazy and bored with himself  and oh! he even wants to pass by your place when he is in the neighbourhood.Trust me girl,he will be in the neighbourhood,and ohooo! he may be hot too.The worst answer will be YES.Thank me later.

"Nicome nikupee massage?" TYPE
Wait,what!Are you kidding me!! You cannot even offer to wash your aged grandfather's back in the village.You pay someone to do it.Go get me a spa session dude or sell that Infinix of yours and buy yourself some better vibe.

"Babe nirushie 2k nitarefund next week" TYPE
Hehe.You are joking right? No,I do not have 2k.I have a cane to whoop your ass for this irresponsible texting and a hammer to put sense into your brain.Ladies,when you start lending him money,complications set in.Let him borrow from his friends or family."You are broke as hell",you hear me??

"Come over tutulie" TYPE
So you just met this guy and hes really into you.You had your first date in his bedsitter sorrounded by bottles of this and that,sufurias from last week's bash and a load of clothes that are screaming to be attended to.Its fine.You understand.You are a nice chic.You have probably never been lucky with love.But Let him take you on a proper date atleast once.If not,this is too much baggage.

" This is mercy" TYPE
If he introduces you by your name to his friends,my sister,may God take away that cup of suffering.You will tell him that you don't like it and he will get it.But why are you forcing the boy child to exhibit artificial traits?Introduce him to your girls too as LAZARUS or MODECAI. It will sting like blue balls.

Ladies, a man who loves you genuinely will treat you like the queen you are.Don't succumb to silly vibes.

Till next time!!
Mesh.

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